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Mood: uncomfortable

Nothing cosmic has happened in the last four days since my last post. I was sick all day sunday. The night before my mother made fish. We had some tartar sauce packets from Captain D's from past dates. The most recent supply was deposited on the 24th of Dec., but I remember seeing some on the fridge door as I put the new ones in so those had to have been from July or so. I knew that I should've thrown them away, but as soon as I had thought to the new ones had already been mixed in. So there I was eating my fish with a tartar sauce packet. As I neared the bottom I noticed that there was a hole in it. The events that followed led me to believe that I had one of the ones that was from back in July. So not only was it old, but it had been opened already. This all happened on Saturday. I woke up around 4 or so in the morning and started puking. This happened on and off all day sunday. Shortly after I managed to get out of bed I had the worst case of atomic green shit that I have ever had. I've had bad poo ever since this happened.

I need to make a fund for a dwarf caiman. Carla has given me the ok to Keep one at her house as long as I care for it. I need to do some research on the things first and see if it is actually worth the trouble. For those of you that don't know...caimans are cousins of alligators and crocodiles. They don't get as big (males can be 4' 6", and females are 3'9"), but are still just as dangerous. I'd say that the risk of getting my hands bitten off is worth it. I have had a hard on for crocodilians forever! If that idea doesn't work then I'll get a tegu or a monitor and keep it over there. You know, something a little less exotic.

I am excited about this coming summer. Ashleigh and I have this plan to where she'll fly over to my house and spend a week or so with me. Then we'll drive back to Ohio and I'll stay there for a bit before coming home. Also I have been invited to go on a cruise with them in 2007. I am going to go damnit.

Well I need to prepare myself for my "before work ritual".
Have a nice day, fuckwads.


Update
I just won this :
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$101.00, including the shipping, is incredibly cheap for a good looking pheasant mount. I am also going to bid on a three and a half foot full crocodile skin. I had better win it otherwise I am going to be pissed.

Update
I just won this : [link]

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